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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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