What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Who has downs this joke

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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W.N.B.A.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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BOOBALANBOO

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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