What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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