How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A jew go out of a bar

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

The Barackness Monster

Homework.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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