- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Where is my tractor?

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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