Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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a black father

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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