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A child with cancer grows up.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Women's rights...

whats better than 24................. 25

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

This site is easy to upload to...

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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