- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

The weels on the bus go...flat

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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