- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Women.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Women's rights...

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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