Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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