What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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