- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

my mom raped yerr foot

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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