- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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