Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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don't look behind you

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Period Blood

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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