a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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