- Anti Joke

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!