Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Gadaffi

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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