Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Joe Biden

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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