A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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baby loves lalma

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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