Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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nine...eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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