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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

space is fun

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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