Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Whats9+10 19

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Josh kissing a girl

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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