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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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