- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

What is next?

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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