why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Blonde Entrepeneurs

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What sucks?

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Nathan Gooderson.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Penis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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