Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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math test 2=2

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Adam Sandler.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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