Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Obama-Care

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

George W. Bush

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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