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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What's brown and sticky? Poo

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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