- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Patrick is gay

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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