The Charlotte bobcats.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Yeah, totally.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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I can Nazi

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Anti Joke

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