two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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obama is a good president

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

A black person in the NHL

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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