Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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