- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock knock No one was home

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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