- Anti Joke

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

im black

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

noodles

Grapefruit.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too