There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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the real mccoy

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Ben is gay

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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