- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man buys a salad

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

This joke isnt funny.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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pubic lice.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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