Guess what? Chicken butt

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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God.

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Women

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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