- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

go go gadget

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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