What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Josh kissing a girl

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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An Irishman stays home

sixty....eight.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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