What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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