What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti jokes are funny

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a banana

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Herman Cain

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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