How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What is Jason? Black.

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French people.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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