A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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