what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Dylan Eichas

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Women's Rights

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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