- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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