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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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