-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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penis

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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