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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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