- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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