- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

every knight i see an owl at window

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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