- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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