- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

roses are red, violets are violet.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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