How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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