- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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