- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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