- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

rocky is here again.......................

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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